Today’s nominees for the best Simpsons lines ever. Though the panda love line leaves me a little queasy.

So its been 4 days since my last post. And the Browns won. Can you freaking believe that? I can’t. And Kelly Holcomb on a broken leg and sprained the other ankle. What a stud. Beats the hell out of human android-bitch David Boston. 7 mill a year, 20 lbs of andro at each meal, and barely 100 yards to show for it. Oh, and thanks for showing up for week 4, that suit and tie will work nicely for you on the sidelines. Good to see he’s no less of a bitch than ’97 when Charles Woodson made him his personal whore for the day in Ann Arbor. Or the time he wrecked his Hummer on I-71. Classy Dave. Go juice up now.

Job hunting or apartment hunting or both….which is the greater evil?