so many things have gone through my head in the past week, everytime, I think, “man, I should share my funnyness with the world” Then I either drift off somewhere else, or I’m at work where posting such thoughts would likely be viewed as “inappropriate”, and none of us want that, right?

just a few of the things I’ve thought of:
-does John Stamos have a deal with his wife that lets him spend ONE night alone with the Olsen twins the night after their 18th birthday? (Bob Saget already sold his soul to the devil to get the night OF their 18th, I’m sure. And besides, John Stamos used his deal with Satan to land his wife in the first place, not to mention let his career linger long enough to be next in line behind ALF and CarrotTop to get his own long distance phone commercial series)

okay, I swear there were more. I’ll think of them, then I’ll show you. yes, you. the one person that stumbles on this and dares to make something of it.

i’m also thinking about tweaking the design of this site, but the aforementioned absentmindedness and the quasi-retard web skills I have anymore lead me to believe that might not happen. but stay tuned.