Seriously.
And not just in the “fade down the stretch” sort of way. I mean “cease to exist” sort of way.
Two days following the 17th anniversary of the longest at-bat in All-Star Game history, and they dumped Julio Franco like a bad prom date.
I hope Omar Minaya finds the front end of a bus.
If Julio was driving that bus, we know for sure that he wouldn’t be able to hit him.
My grandfather is a hell of a good guy too, but he doesn’t belong in the bigs any more, either.
I thought that Omar Minaya was personally trying to establish social security in latin america by keeping Franco on the payroll. I guess Julio will just have to go to an independent league with Ricky Be Ricky.
I thought Minaya was helping to establish a senior work program for latino players. I guess Franco will just have to go independent like Ricky B. Ricky.
I’ve been hoping the Mets die since second grade when I was the only Yankees fan in my class.
But I actually kind of like their hiring Rickey as a batting coach.