How old are you now?

Though it’s really pretty late, I’d like to do as I do most years and wish a very, very happy birthday to…

Jennifer Love Hewitt.

(Also, Browns WR Braylon Edwards, Zimbabwe’s first president and DeadPool entry Robert Mugabe, Golden Girl Rue McClanahan and Triple Crown winner Affirmed. Oh yeah, and me too.)

And one more b-day note… mad props to the girlfriend this weekend, who not only carted my 102-degree-fever having ass home from St. Louis Sunday afternoon, but also made a sizeable dent in cleaning a messy apartment that wasn’t hers, and did beyond exceptional in the birthday present department. (“Scrubs” and “Caddyshack” were the overriding themes of the day, it seemed.) So thanks again, for everything!