1) Who’s responsible for not telling me that Flavor Flav has another show on VH1?

and 2) Who’s responsible for me wasting 2 minutes of my life watching it?

Seriously. It’s Flav all Bachelorette-style, but the chicks (at least the ones he had left) were like the misfits from all the other “romance reality” shows. The phrase “lipstick on a pig” had this show in mind, I think.

Any-hoo, that 2 minutes was enough to end a rather bizarre VH1 kick for me this weekend. Somehow I wandered there Friday afternoon, left the room and came back to something about how rich Anna Benson is. They opted to leave off the descriptions of how crazy, whorrific and white trash Anna Benson is. Later, there was some celebrity weight loss show featuring Vanessa Huxtable, Young MC and a guy they kept calling “Biz” that wasn’t the diabolical Biz Markie. I was pissed.