Originally (and eventually), I hope to throw something together for my sidebar to reflect my Dead Pool roster, but for now, since I’ve been terrible about duplicating posts from the Dead Pool blog on here, I’ve done three of the mandatory 15 posts for the quarter (and I think another post somewhere, or at least some witty commentary, including a second place in the second caption contest), so here’s a recap, in lieu of pay:

Art Modell…Go To Hell – Art Modell appears on Cleveland radio for the first time since he took his (lack of) balls and ran to Baltimore. He reminds us how much of a prick he is, and how much his son is just like him, or better.

King of the Prom, Gerald Ford – Former President/Michigan footballing badass is keeping his personal hospital bed warm, but unfortunately for 35 Dead Poolers, he looks likely to be enjoying some football and nachos two weeks from tonight.

To Be King of Your Kitchen… – Argentinian soccer star/cheater Diego Maradona looks to be fighting off the days of wax paper endorsements with another chance to play professionally. See if he can do it without cheating this time.

So that’s my progress so far in the Dead Pool, three posts made, no picks dead. Hope you enjoyed the update as much as I enjoyed bringing it to you, in lieu of…other things.