Of all the disappointments this year in college football, with BG and Michigan still cleaning stains out of their respective drawers, Alabama going down like Linda Lovelace late in the year, the Oklahomas and Tennessees, the failure of the bowl system to match up Toledo and Kansas in the first annual Competitive Eating Bowl, and many others, the late entry just might be the winner.
All weekend, the “cute” story from the Fiesta Bowl was the whole “linebacker nailing opposing quarterback’s sister” angle. I figured we’d get numerous shots of said sister in the crowd during the game. (Check.) What I didn’t realize is that she’d look like Boy George. Seriously. Whoever missed out on having her sing “Karma Chameleon” at halftime should be fired. I think the only thing in that stadium thicker than AJ Hawk’s neck might be his woman’s adam’s apple.
And while a combination of work and general apathy has caused me to listen to a grand total of maybe 2 1/2 minutes of this game, any Ohio State fan that ever bitches about Brent Musberger being an OSU hater should go back and listen to this tape. Maybe I caught the good moment, but he was certainly plenty complimentary to Jim Tressel (short of getting his knees dirty) to lose the fictional “never says anything good about the Buckeyes” tag he’s been given. (Of course, this doesn’t mean he’s not 100% dipshit, just that he doesn’t hate Ohio State as much as the majority of it’s fans seem to think he does.)
“the failure of the bowl system to match up Toledo and Kansas in the first annual Competitive Eating Bowl, and many others”
You’re showing your UT envy, Tony. ;-)
The chick was scary. The first time I ever saw here was when they showed her “mug” on TV. My first thought was, “Did she keep her **** after the operation? Perhaps she could make it a Christmas orniment or a business card holder or something.”
By some of the QB tackles AJ was making, I would say the lass wasn’t the only person in that family he was nailing.
I’m not saying Musberger wasn’t complimentary to Tressel before, during and after the broadcast, but it was pretty obvious that he was rooting for ND the whole way. I swear, even my wife picked up on it. She made a joke about how he could even do a broadcast while performing oral on Charlie Weiss. I think the worst example was Santana Holmes burning the entire ND defense for a 60-yard catch in the second half and Musberger shouting something like “AMAZING PLAY!!!” when the corner caught him from behind to prevent the touchdown.
I spent most of the game wondering if AJ Hawk yelled during every play something he did to Quinn’s sister. The wife corrected me and said that he probably wouldn’t do that as she would likely dump him. So then I decided that he just told the rest of defense the things he did to her and had them yell it. Man that would be HIGHlarious.
And listening for only 2.5 minutes, you may have heard the only positive comments Brent made about the Buckeyes. There may have been more, but I stopped listening to Brent after the first 30 minutes of ND pole smoking. For a while I honestly thought I was watching the game on NBC for the ND homerism that was spewing out of my speakers. That’s OK 34-20 and the game wasn’t even that close is fine with me.
During the game I thought for sure I saw Laura Quinn mouthing the words, “My brother’s getting more action from A.J. than me,” after Hawk sacked Brady for what seemed like the 30th time.
On the Musberger rampage… Someone at work said during the game, “Brent Musberger said something really stupid.”
I retorted with, “Brent Musberger says something stupid every time he opens his mouth.”
Double True.