…and shove your comments up your…
Oh. Hi there.
I have nothing today, but in the interests of filling up some space, and getting that hideous picture off the top of my site (the bruise isn’t so bad, its that anemic looking complexion of my middle back), I’ll respond to my lovely commenters from said post.
1) Tom – The hairbrush beatings were nothing, and there was still no way I was going to tell Paco to take your Beef MexiMelts “out back and sauce them up the way daddy likes it.” Just wasn’t happening.
2) Kurt – Such a funny man. I don’t tee off from the ladies’ tee, I merely hit my second shot from there 30-35% of the time. Now where did that beer wench get to?
3) Dad – Notice I said “tee shot”. That implies that a windmill was not involved. I understand that you come from a different time, and the philosophy courses at Tiffin U. probably consisted of a lot of tractor-related problems, but try to follow the logic next time, okay?
If you’re really looking for something to talk about, how about the fact that ESPN has gotten out of control. Last night they had a Newlywed-style game show with teammates from 3 different teams (Roenick and Burke from the Flyers, Swin Cash and some other no name from the Detroit Shock, and Deuce McAllister and Donte Stallworth. Hideous to say the least. Oh yeah and throw in ‘ole lazy eye Stuart Scott into the mix as a Bob Eubanks wannabe. Then, they follow up that train wreck with athletes bowling. Paul Mara, Ephraim Salaam, Willis McGahee, and some WNBA chick, all bowling…for an hour. Hosted by Mike & Mike and Norm Duke. Thrilling.
This is what happens when the NHL doesn’t play. All of the parties involved should be forced to watch that garbage for as long as they are locked out, and nothing else. Bastards. I hold them totally responsible for this. At least give me a minor league baseball game of the week or show minor league hockey or something. That was terrible.