Though it’s technically January 4th now, I couldn’t possibly let January 3rd pass without wishing a happy 30th birthday to Winnie Cooper. Even though I can never forgive you for dating that dickhead Kirk McCray, I hope your thirties go as well as mine have. All 10 months and 13 days, that is.

(Mel Gibson had a birthday today, er, yesterday, too. But he doesn’t look quite as hot in a pair of go-go boots.)