you know you need plastic on your windows when…

-you put the plastic on the window and it immediately turns into the Astrodome.
-you can see the plastic breathing.
-you put plastic on a window and immediately feel a draft, and think “nope, not that one”

seriously. the gas bill may or may not end up being my responsibility, but I’m thinking these windows probably aren’t helping the cause.

and for now, I’ve decided to frame my $1.12 check from the IRS, simply based on principle. Or maybe I’ll buy a lottery ticket with it, and if it wins, send a scanned copy of the check, the ticket, and my bare ass to the IRS. Do you think THAT would get me red flagged?