So I’m watching a CSI re-run tonight, and I can’t think of who one of the characters is. He looks so familiar, but I can’t place it. He’s playing a car dealer, and everytime they show him, I bang my head wondering who it is. Also in the episode is a disturbing storyline where, for a time, they thought a father was shagging his teenage daughter.

The episode ends (despite the use of TiVo, I waited for the show to be over, rather than pause and run for IMDB), and I make my run. A little Google and I find out the guy is Joey Slotnick. A familiar name, but not one with any extensive roles. (A typical “Hey! It’s That Guy!”, as they’d say over at ALOTT5MA.) He’s done voices for ten or so Family Guy episodes, but still nothing where he’s made more than a character appearance.

Anyway, the alleged pervert dad? Danny Noonan.

I shouldn’t be allowed to watch TV until I complete 10 Hail Mary’s, 15 Our Fathers, and recite the Dalai Lama scene from Caddyshack two dozen times.