I’ve seen some great lists about the Simpsons, but ESPN has raised the bar. All this week, they’re listing the top 100 sports moments from Simpsons episodes. The first 25 are up today, and while there’s nothing overwhelmingly great (I think they’re getting all the “not quite a sport, but what the hell, it was on ESPN once and a list of 100 is ALOT of stuff” sports out of the way, like skateboarding, dancing and yachting), but some of the memories of episodes you may have forgotten, or even better, LINES you may have forgotten is great!

“If it doesn’t have Siamese twins, it’s not a fair!”