First of all, I’d be remiss if I didn’t share the banner line on Headline News tonight for the Indians prospect that was in a gay Japanese porn flick a few years back. (I commented on it in September, it was revisited today.) The headline read “PITCHER SORRY: For Gay Porn”. If that wasn’t good enough, it was later pointed out that the addition of an eyebrow-arching Chief Wahoo logo topped the whole thing off. Classic.

Another thing about tonight… Who goes into a bar, much less the men’s room of a bar, with a Sharpie? I totally understand the “car key” etching graffiti. I can even stretch to accept the ball point pen stuff (as a perpetrator myself, of course). But today there was Sharpie on the wall. That takes an awful lot of planning. Too much planning if you ask me. Besides, the guy that wrote it scratched off the Ravens part of “I hate the Ravens” and replaced it with Browns.

Must have been a Modell.