I just noticed that Pop-Tarts have a diagram on the side of the box. Not only should someone that uses a toaster NOT NEED DIRECTIONS on how to use the toaster, the picture on the box is specific to the brand of Pop-Tart inside. The instructions for strawberry have tan tarts with white frosting, the instructions for chocolate are all brown tarts. If they overlooked that, could I save a little cash on my Pop-Tarts? I’m willing to sacrifice.

My Simpsons knowledge FINALLY did me some good! Granted, its only 10 mystery points from this website right here, but 10 points is 10 points. Actually, I’m not 100% sure its the answer she’s looking for, but it damn well better be.

Had a nice conversation with the clerk at Barnes and Noble today about a college football game 2 hours from here. That was surprising. Shocking, really.

And said football game? BG 27, Miami of Ohio 17. Not that any of my predictions have been all that close yet, but one of these days I’ll hit it big.

I’m off to Indy, then Vegas. They treat first timers well out there, right? God, I hope so!

GO BG!