In what seems like a great, yet somewhat misplaced, idea, CBS Sportsline is running a playoff pitting athlete’s wives/girlfriends/beards (Hi, Jeff Garcia!) against one another.

Not only does it include an, um, “interesting” first round matchup between Anna Benson and Lisa Guerrero, but Jamie Sale, the hottest cross-eyed Canadian figure skater EVER gets in at #11, matching up with Brandy, who apparently is now being passed through the Quentin Richardson aisle. (Leading to suspicion that Q has a serious thing for Sam Cassell.)

Not that this was a problem at home, necessarily, but scattered in and amongst the links of these (for the most part) better halves was a link to a British porn site, complete with a pop-up to install and run an .exe file. Maybe it’s just to complete the aura, I mean it’s only right that if you’re looking at pictures of Gina Lee Nolin, either you or your computer gets a virus, right?

Another curiosity… I realize that U.S. beach volleyball hero Misty May isn’t exactly a prom queen, but if she’s going to shock the world and actually date guys, can’t she do better than a backup catcher for the Marlins?

In related news, Wikipedia (the Trillian edition) defines “skank” as:

In American slang, a “skank” is one who is “skanky”.

Just in case you were wondering.

(Props to MJD for finding it first, and to Tony M. for finding it here!)