First off, the basis of this story is way cool.

However, the way it was first reported (take out words like “softcore” and “none of their genitalia was exposed”) was so much better. In the initial report, there was also a theory mentioned that someone used a remote control to change the channel, and that the porn was so much better. Though apparently, even the softcore-ness of it was enough to get people to pull in, park their cars, and watch some TV.

Ah, and don’t forget…

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I’m sure he’d appreciate it.