I don’t write the headlines, I just point them out and giggle at them.
EDIT: The headline has changed, but the fine folks at DeadSpin let those late to the party get a good snicker in, too.
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I don’t write the headlines, I just point them out and giggle at them.
EDIT: The headline has changed, but the fine folks at DeadSpin let those late to the party get a good snicker in, too.
Comments are closed.
That had to be intentional, didn’t it?
God, I hope so. That’s one that would be worth getting canned for, I think. One of those “blue moon” headlines…
Just checked Arkansas’ roster and sure enough those are their two qbs. Also Houston Nutt is the coach. What a recruiting job. If they only had a center or wide receiver named Butz.
There is a tight end named Butz, but after enough time working with Dick and Johnson they hope to move him to wide receiver.
Sorry, pretty lame but I had to go there.
These alternatives were listed on an Oklahoma Sooners board.
Johnson Pulled, Dick to be Inserted under Center
Cocks must prepare for Nutt playing with Dick & Johnson
Nutt to put Dick in as Johnson Continues to Flop
Unhappy with Johnson’s Performance, Nutt to Insert Young Dick
Nutt Removes Johnson In Favor of Dick Against Cocks
Johnson makes Nutt explode on sidelines…will insert Dick against Cocks
Johnson busts a Nutt, Dick unleashed against Cocks.
Against the Cocks, Dick to Hawg Offense as Nutt pulls Johnson
Johnson blown, Nutt yanks Dick in order to Hawg the Cocks.
Nutt plans to go deep, whips out Dick instead of Johnson.
Cocks await first helping of Dick as Nutt pulls Johnson.
Johnson’s dysfunction reason for Nutt’s insertion of Dick against Cocks.
Nutt to Expose Dick to Hungry Cocks
Untested Dick gets nod vs. Cocks
and if Dick gets injured in practice this week….
Dickless Hogs put Johnson Back In
Hungry Cocks Hope to Rattle Young Dick’s Head
hysterical, Tom… but now I’m itching to get all that referrer spam back that I just got rid of…
Oh well, I think it’s worth it.