I didnt know what anyone was talking about a few weeks ago, but the “Protect this house” commercials from Under Armour really are pretty dumb.

Any-hoo, I must apologize to the hilljacks I bashed the other day. Turns out, no one’s moving in, and they cleaned the hell out of the basement. Seriously! It was a creepy, dungeon-looking place, but now I could almost see myself hanging out down there. If I were into basement hanging out, of course. I mean, throw some old carpet down there, a bar and a pool table, and its an extra living room! Well, an extra living room with an old coin-op washer and dryer, some creepy stable-looking storage lockers and a bunch of furnace stuff, but an extra living room nevertheless.

My random thought from the week, James Jackson will run for 500 yards in the next 4 games for the Browns. Check the date, watch the scoreboard, its gonna happen. Unfortunately, the Browns will likely still go 1-4 over that stretch.

College football predictions for today:
Michigan 52, Northwestern 24
Bowling Green 51, Kent State 17
Ohio State 27, Purdue 17
Toledo 33, Northern Illinois 24

Again, mark the time. 7 hours from now, the countdown to Michigan’s Revenge begins. Early pick for 11/22 from the Big House: Michigan 27, OSU 13.

Today’s featured twisted old school rap lyric (and when did “old school” mean 1993? damn.):
“With so much drama at the BMV, its kinda hard being Snoop D-O-double G.”