What a fun morning. Actually, work sucked, but I played “subtle smartass” all morning and it worked out okay. But lets just say the web has been kind to me today. Two email attachments of four-star quality and a porn name generator will make even the most jaded employee’s day. For real.

(For the first two, it might be a good idea to hide the kiddies, and not be at work. Just some animated cleavage and a butt shot, but just to be safe…)

Exhibit A: Just in time for Christmas, one girl creates her list

Exhibit B: I’ve found my new Drew Storm, and I’ll be violating you today.

At the very bottom of the ingredients list of a bag of Ruffles Sour Cream n’ Cheddar potato chips says, “CONTAINS MILK INGREDIENTS”.

I’m no farmer, but aren’t all the ingredients in milk, well… MILK!?!?

I’m sure modern science is on this one.

This would mark the second time this week I’ve had blogging issues. I think I might have narrowed the problem down to trying to make entries from the same day. If true, what a crappy glitch THAT is!!! Time to play Inspector Gadget for awhile and see whats up.