Apparently Kenny Rogers didn’t learn anything from getting his ass kicked by a water cooler, now he’s taking on more expensive objects.

Of course, when I said yesterday that this “miss one start thing” would probably turn into “needs season ending surgery”, my definition of “season ending surgery” is “goes total apeshit at a handful of photographers and spends July and August waxing Bud Selig’s cars”.

As for tonight’s game, they finally got a win. Of course, “pretty fine closer” Francisco Cordero did his best to keep the losing streak alive, but Kameron Loe, who obviously read yesterday’s post before the game, pitched two scoreless innings, and a pair of excuse me hits result in a 7-6 win. See, Kenny, us media-types aren’t that bad. Show some love, man! (That and get your 9-and-3 ass back on the mound as soon as possible and eat up some innings!)