The first five minutes of Family Guy tonight completely kicked balls, then took names, then handed out parking tickets. All in all, the episode might have been the best start to finish of the new season, mostly thanks to the first 5 minutes. The pimple gag seemed weak at first, but really held its own throughout. Damn fine stuff.

That’s about it, I still feel a little dirty for getting slightly excited when that fugly Korean boy made that bunker shot to win the U.S. Women’s Open, I need to go shower.