First it started with a random news story about Access Hollywood host Pat O’Brien that I barely paid attention to.
Then Dan showed me this blog, which is probably, nay, easilythe best fiction blog I’ve seen. Good idea, great humor, and just the right touch of wrongness to make it awesome.
Then, earlier today, Pete sent me the audio that got Pat in trouble in the first place. If you haven’t heard it already, and aren’t easily offended by raunchy one-sided conversation, find it. In fact, if you ask nicely, I can provide you with a link. If you need an example, quite possibly the pinnacle of the voicemails is the line, “lets just f—ing have sex and fun and drugs and f— and eat and go crazy.”
For more accuracy, pause after each “and”… its awesome. Seriously, why didn’t I have a pickup line like that in college?
First off, you had no game in college let alone an arsenal of pickup lines. Second, I was expecting to see something witty regarding Johnny Cochran and I get nothing. Sheesh.
That Pat O’Brien blog is hilarious!
Also… I feel like the baseball season just crept up out of nowhere! wtf?
I hate Red Sox fans too. They’re so mean.
Go Sox!!!!!