I’ll admit I’m not the most politically inclined person in the world, but it is it wrong that through the whole State of the Union address tonight, I kept thinking:

“I didn’t get a harrumph outta that guy.”
“Give the governor a harrumph.”
“Harrumph.”
“You watch your ass.”

Also, I was moved numerous times everytime I heard a round of applause to shout, “Huzzah! Huzzah!” and wave my tri-cornered hat in the air with joy.

I really need a hobby.