*tearing the envelope open, blowing in it to open it, and…*

What Johnny Carson has planned for tomorrow.

Yeah, I did it. I went back and forth on going there, but what better way to honor a dead comedian than with a death joke?

I was never that big of a Carson fan, or at least I didn’t watch his show much, but some of what I do remember seeing was damn good stuff. It would be easy to say “he’ll be missed”, but with yahoos like Carson Daly hosting late night talk shows, I think Johnny’s absence is already quite obvious.