What is the state vegetable of Indiana?
Frank O’Bannon.

There, I said it.

In other news, check this story out about the Indians pitcher who starred in gay porn in Japan… “by mistake”! Um, I’ve locked myself out of the house “by mistake”. I’ve forgotten to pay the gas bill “by mistake”. Hell, I’ve even drank expired milk “by mistake”. I’m thinking you’d know if someone was “taking you deep to center.” And you’d likely sure as hell know that there was a film crew there.

The Indians sucked this year, but this is ridiculous!