What do former NHL-er Theo Fleury and OSU RB Lydell Ross have in common?

No, Ross has never (to my knowledge) had a cocaine addiction, nor has he slid the length of a hockey rink on each and every one of his body parts following an overtime goal.

And no, Fleury isn’t averaging a whopping 57 yards rushing per game this season.

Still stumped?

Think cocoa butter and booty glitter.

Theoretically, I should have more to comment on this. But I don’t. And I think it stands just fine on its own.