I think I’ll now retire with my 1-0 record as an amateur softball manager. Sure, it wasn’t my idea to change pitchers in the 4th inning, and I think Cousin Geri was hitting cleanup for the other team, but a win is a win, right? I mean, I did catch that one ball in left field, and my well-timed softball cliches and words of encouragement had to do some good, right? I mean, how else was our second baseman supposed to know to “be a hitter” or “hit your pitch now, c’mon”?

Okay, so maybe I had nothing to do with it, but as the guy that filled out the lineup, I’m taking credit.

I’m perfect.