I’ve discovered the key to maintaining a perfect softball managerial record is to only coach the games against the bad teams. And “bad” is a generous term. Sure, they were all nice guys and gals, but they just didn’t have it on the softball field. There’s no reason our scrubby team should beat ANYONE 21-4 in 4 innings. But it happened. Not to brag about accomplishments on the coed rec softball field, but someone went 4-4 and hit for the cycle in the debacle. That’s right, 2-0 as a coach AND I was smacking it around like Ike Turner last night.