Ya know that TV ad where John Kerry says “we are the can-do people”? Everytime I hear that, I keep picturing the munchkins from The Wizard of Oz. “The Lollipop Guild” were can-do people, too, you know.

Retief Goosen wins golf’s US Open, continuing my streak of way-off sporting predictions. And would someone please show Ernie Els to the course? I think he forgot something. Showing up.