Right when I had weaned myself off of including MJD’s site (time of death: March 20) off my list of daily visits, he drops the gem of all gems during weekend duty at Deadspin, regarding NY Islander defenseman (and former Hurricane) Sean Hill’s suspension for banned substance use:

I can’t tell you what sort of effect that will have on the Islanders. Sean Hill had but one goal this year, but maybe he’s one of those mucker/grinder types who punches European people in the face and makes Don Cherry delight with glee. Maybe he’s a great defensive player. Maybe he pulled his dick out at a fashion show. I have no idea.