It’s not necessarily my own words, but the “Countdown to Destruction” is on. Exactly one year from right now, I’ll be less than an hour away from getting hitched. Some time in the next year, I have to figure out ways to get invitations to Bill Murray and Dave Coulier, who are both celebrating birthdays today.

Certainly I have a friend or relative to leave off the guest list if Carl Spackler and Uncle Joey can make it, right?