Dear Maurice Clarett,
Thank you for being Maurice Clarett.
Of course, if I’m Mo, I’m simply claiming that I was driving to the Indiana State Fair, and needed to make sure I was properly protected.
The best quote? Right here, from the owner/coach of the minor league arena football team Clarett planned to play for:
The arrest will not affect Clarett’s status with the team, Terry said.
“We gave him a chance and now we’ll wait to see what happens,†he said. “I’ve seen far worse situations than this.â€
Apparently, John Cooper has his hands in the day-to-day operations of the Mahoning Valley Hitmen…
This situation has officially turned the corner. First, it was predictable, then funny, then sad. Now it’s funny again.
He’s also gone from being the perfect dead pool darkhorse pick (remember he didn’t rob the people outside the Columbus bar until January of this year– when people were picking last year, he was still theoretically going to make a run at an NFL team) to being way too obvious.
And if anything in this whole ordeal is a real tragedy, that’s it.