Okay, about this wedding thing…

This shit’s expensive!!! I mean, I knew that it was a pricey affair, but little did I know that sodomy was so abundantly involved. I’m sure with help from the fam and some fancy credit carding we’ll be fine, but I could really use a good online gimmick here. Not necessarily a jackpot in the Nigerian lottery (yet), but one of those “million dollar website” ideas. And preferably something that doesn’t involve me tattooing my forehead.

Or really leaving the apartment at all.

Any ideas?