The story was amazing.

The video was painful.

But this caption is nothing short of wonderful.

A couple things come to mind. First, it was done so quickly and (apparently) effectively, you have to wonder if Reggie Evans has made a career of tugging on men’s yambags. Also, Evans comes away with a $10,000 fine. In a week in the NBA that saw Jermaine O’Neal get fined $15K and Shaq $25K for bitching about the officiating, how does yanking an opponent’s goodie sack come in so far under that? Handful of an ugly white man’s nuts? No problem! Giving Dick Bavetta a dirty glance? Get out the checkbook!!!

Once again, the NBA makes absolutely no sense at all.