Perhaps not all Dookies are the devil…

Submitted for your perusal, the bio page of “Jay S. Bilas, Esq.” (it is “Esq.”, right?). Basketball player, Duke grad, basketball player, lawyer, basketball player, ESPN commentator, and did I mention basketball player?

I always wondered, when I heard Jay Bilas’ law career mentioned, if he was the real deal, or if he just passed the bar at some point on a bet and called himself a lawyer. (I mean, does anyone know if “The Fight Doctor” Ferdie Pacheco is really a doctor? I know that Dr. J wasn’t, and neither was Bill Cosby, though he played one on TV.) Regardless, getting back to Bilas. Apparently, he’s a real lawyer, with quite the lengthy resume. Unfortunately, the resume consists mostly of his basketball highlights, including the word “basketball” in each of it’s five paragraphs.

But the real joy is at the end. I can’t say for sure what kind of landmark cases have been pored over in the halls of Moore & Van Allen’s across the South, but if bringing down Barney isn’t one of them, I don’t even need to see the rest of their resume.