As in fuh2.com.
Saw two Hummers today around Indy. The second had an “environment” license plate on it. I’m obviously far from a tree hugger, but what kind of jackass thinks enough of the environment to donate $30 a year from a specialty plate for a vehicle that wipes out a full oil field with every press of the accelerator?
I know the answer…the same clown that bitches about filling up the gas tank every time now that gas is permanently hovering around $3/gallon. The same person who drives alone most of the time in their land yacht. They also have a 7 passenger SUV of some sort that gets an equally impressive 15mpg so that their wife and only child are safe when she plows into a bus full of nuns as she applies lipstick, while eating a burrito, while talking on her cell phone, and turning around to yell at her kid. That’s who.
Damn bigdaddy’s comment made me spit beer all over the inside of my Suburban while doin’ 90 on I-480 at rush hour and reading blogs on my palm and fiddling with the clickwheel of my iPod.
OK … not a single word of that was true but it sure sounded like fun … Do they still make Suburbans?