This security…is terrible.

For the 1% of America that was still somewhat on the fence about whether or not to despise Stephen A. Smith, I think we found the clincher. Of all the press boxes I’ve been in, I’ve rarely seen any security (campus cops notwithstanding), and suddenly this glorified analyst is rolling with a posse?

The Bodyguard
“Dear Kevin, I will always love yooooouuuuu!” -Stephen A.

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If you’re not reading DeadSpin yet, you should be. If you don’t have time to read all of it, don’t miss the athlete run-ins. The Cade McNown entry is classic.

The Bill Romanowski one is better.