While I live in Indy, and appreciate the Colts for being a team on the rise without (for the most part) a bunch of pricks on their roster, I don’t think I’m entirely a “fan” quite yet. But curiosity got to me, and, almost worse than I expected, Bill Simmons is still a whiny, arrogant little bitch.

Scoreboard, Sally.

(For more, and possibly more unbelievable, chowd-speak, EDSBS shares Peter King’s steaming pile of crap with us.

Off to computer-free land!