Since Mr. Poon turned fashionista, discussing the latest coed fashion trend (on top here), wondering what woman in their right mind would wear a tablecloth as a dress…

(Answer in the pictures on the site: a dumpy bookworm that may or may not have shaved her armpits since Memorial Day.)

…I’m going to move a little further down the page.

“If you don’t stand out, it’s really easy to get lost in the herd. Deserving a golden lasso for uniqueness, this fashion forward look at the University of Florida hits the bull’s-eye.”

I swear, mom, I got a snag and the thing ripped my ankle-length dress right off at the hips!

Uh, I don’t think it’s the “wide leather belt and hobo bag” or the cowboy…excuse me… cowgirl boots that gets heads turning your way.

It’s most likely the two-drink minimum and heel prints behind your ears that’s making you the most popular girl in that Chem class.