Dude’s 46(*) years old, and hits 3 HR in four starts. Two today against Cincinnati a couple days after stealing second and third in one inning.
I’ll have what he’s drinking, please.
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Dude’s 46(*) years old, and hits 3 HR in four starts. Two today against Cincinnati a couple days after stealing second and third in one inning.
I’ll have what he’s drinking, please.
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Two home runs against Cincinnati?
Hell, Duane Kuiper could hit two home runs against Cincinnati. And he’s at least ten years older than Julio.
So you’ll take a double shot of growth hormone?
The stuff? It’s called HGH, and you can smuggle it in from Taumalipas easily enough, provided you stuff it far enough up your ass.