Because paragraph form is for sissies:

-I finally got to watch a Browns game from the comfort of my own home this week. More fortunately than I thought, this was one of three games I got to catch all year. This team is bad. I didn’t even get to see former BG Falcon Josh Harris get into the game, though that was probably for the best. I find it easier to stream obscenities at a quarterback I don’t share an alma mater with, and I don’t think Otto Graham himself would stand a chance behind that line.

-Thank you Dennis Northcutt for the 39 yard catch and the nice punt return, but that does not earn you forgiveness for dropping all those passes that hit your hands, chest or face.

-You either, Antonio Bryant. Although it was cold as hell and I’ve never tried to catch an NFL pass in any weather, I’ve also never tried to cash a week’s paycheck in the six-figure range, either.

-For a group of college students that go to school in Southern California, there sure are alot of pasty white guys on UCLA’s basketball team. I mean, “white as my ass in the winter” type pasty. And whoever told that #3 that it would be a good idea to shave his head, I hope he kicked someone’s ass for that.

-Michigan would have done much better in that game if they would have taken shots that resembled, well, shots. What purpose does it serve to work the shot clock for a good shot, then throw up a running off balance half-hook through three defenders?

-And why do I insist on following teams that will do nothing but frustrate the hell out of me?

-Check me if I’m wrong, but frost on the inside of your bedroom window is not a good thing, right?

I think that’s all for me. It wasn’t that exciting of a weekend, honest.