While researching my late entries for The Dead Pool, I found quite possibly the greatest thing the Internets have spawned since OMG BANANA!.
For future reference, until His Royal Assness kicks the bucket, you can find out if he’s alive or dead by checking the button in the lower left. It looks like this, but smaller:

And for those that never understood the thoughts of Browns fans over the whole mess, I think this about sums it up…hilariously!

(Courtesy Deadspin, while I was vacationing in Cleveland a few weeks back.)
Interesting. I wonder if any Baltimore fans ever had a Bob Irsay Watch. His buton, of course, would read “Now Dead”.