Not to go all Bill Simmons-y “tee-hee, let’s see how I can make fun of Peyton Manning today” — mostly because I’m not holding a cup of Starbucks, a tube sock, a can of Crisco and flipping through 12 copies of my book simultatneously (I mean, I don’t even have a book!) — but does today’s NFC Wild Card game mean that Eli Manning really is going to be like his brother???

(I really do wish the Colts well, but some recently uncovered work-related plans surrounding the Colts’ playoff season has me jaded beyond belief about the next three or four weeks of NFL football.)