{"id":932,"date":"2008-08-27T03:23:29","date_gmt":"2008-08-27T07:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=932"},"modified":"2008-08-27T03:23:29","modified_gmt":"2008-08-27T07:23:29","slug":"i-got-nothin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=932","title":{"rendered":"I got nothin."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But in the interest of the viewing public, I did break off a few gems at work this weekend.<\/p>\n<p>Tropical Storm Julio was reported to be &#8220;targeting the Baja Peninsula&#8221; on Saturday, which happened to be future Hall of Famer Julio Franco&#8217;s 50th* birthday. Little do the people of the Baja Peninsula know that the storm is going to hit .300 and stick around for 29 years.<\/p>\n<p>Also, Sunday was the birthday of a few celebrities&#8230; Steve Guttenberg turned 50, Dave Chappelle 35 and MARLEE MATLIN IS 43!!!! (Admittedly, this one is much better in the spoken word.)<\/p>\n<p>There. Now I&#8217;m on vacation. GO BG.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But in the interest of the viewing public, I did break off a few gems at work this weekend. Tropical Storm Julio was reported to be &#8220;targeting the Baja Peninsula&#8221; on Saturday, which happened to be future Hall of Famer Julio Franco&#8217;s 50th* birthday. Little do the people of the Baja Peninsula know that the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=932\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I got nothin.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}