The up-again-down-again world of the Texas Rangers was WAYYY up last night, with Marlon Byrd beating the Yankees with a grand slam in the bottom of the ninth (with two outs, no less).<\/p>\n
Of course, if you were to walk out of a coma and check out ESPN.com for the story, you better not miss the second paragraph of the AP recap<\/a>, or else you have a LOOOOONG way to read (10 paragraphs, to be exact) before you find out anything about how the winning team actually did in the game.<\/p>\n SportsCenter\/Baseball Tonight were no better, with more video of Jason Giambi’s mustache (and needle tracks) than the game-winning granny. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The up-again-down-again world of the Texas Rangers was WAYYY up last night, with Marlon Byrd beating the Yankees with a grand slam in the bottom of the ninth (with two outs, no less). Of course, if you were to walk out of a coma and check out ESPN.com for the story, you better not miss … Continue reading I (blank) NY<\/span>