{"id":924,"date":"2008-07-09T03:25:56","date_gmt":"2008-07-09T07:25:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=924"},"modified":"2008-07-09T03:25:56","modified_gmt":"2008-07-09T07:25:56","slug":"you-can-do-anything-you-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=924","title":{"rendered":"You can do anything you please&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi. It&#8217;s me again.<\/p>\n<p>A couple nights ago at work, I was slogging through rewriting murder stories (official count for Indianapolis is now at 11 since June 30&#8230; nine days ago) when I read a story that the original cop for The Village People was in the hospital after surgery on his vocal chords. So, for part of the early morning hours yesterday, then much of the evening today, this was on one of the pages of our site:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<center><a href='https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/villagepeoplecop.gif' title='Village People Cop'><img src='https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/villagepeoplecop.gif' alt='Village People Cop' \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes, I just have to amuse myself. <\/p>\n<p>Then today, we find what might be the exact middle ground between disturbing homicides and the hospitalization of a Village Person.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wthr.com\/global\/story.asp?s=8643307\">This guy.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Suggested headlines are welcome in the comments, but first I have to ask&#8230; Which came first, the chicken or the&#8230;ah, nevermind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi. It&#8217;s me again. A couple nights ago at work, I was slogging through rewriting murder stories (official count for Indianapolis is now at 11 since June 30&#8230; nine days ago) when I read a story that the original cop for The Village People was in the hospital after surgery on his vocal chords. So, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=924\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You can do anything you please&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,8,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=924"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}