{"id":904,"date":"2007-09-18T11:26:49","date_gmt":"2007-09-18T15:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=904"},"modified":"2007-09-18T11:26:49","modified_gmt":"2007-09-18T15:26:49","slug":"god-is-100-absolutely-positively-not-guilty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=904","title":{"rendered":"God is 100% absolutely positively not guilty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So if you&#8217;re going to go through with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/20827350\/?GT1=10357\">a plan to sue God<\/a>, wouldn&#8217;t you have done it <em>before<\/em> Johnnie Cochran died? <\/p>\n<p>Just sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Life&#8230;it is good. And crazy. And crazy good.<\/p>\n<p>More later. I promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So if you&#8217;re going to go through with a plan to sue God, wouldn&#8217;t you have done it before Johnnie Cochran died? Just sayin&#8217;. Life&#8230;it is good. And crazy. And crazy good. More later. I promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}