{"id":897,"date":"2007-07-13T23:07:03","date_gmt":"2007-07-14T03:07:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=897"},"modified":"2007-07-13T23:07:03","modified_gmt":"2007-07-14T03:07:03","slug":"i-hope-the-mets-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=897","title":{"rendered":"I hope the Mets die&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>And not just in the &#8220;fade down the stretch&#8221; sort of way. I mean &#8220;cease to exist&#8221; sort of way.<\/p>\n<p>Two days following the 17th anniversary of the longest at-bat in All-Star Game history, <a href=\"http:\/\/freesamplepackofviagratt.net\/\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">and<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.mets.mlb.com\/news\/article.jsp?ymd=20070712&#038;content_id=2082867&#038;vkey=news_nym&#038;fext=.jsp&#038;c_id=nym\">they dumped Julio Franco<\/a> like a bad prom date.<\/p>\n<p>I hope Omar Minaya finds the front end of a bus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously. And not just in the &#8220;fade down the stretch&#8221; sort of way. I mean &#8220;cease to exist&#8221; sort of way. Two days following the 17th anniversary of the longest at-bat in All-Star Game history, and they dumped Julio Franco like a bad prom date. I hope Omar Minaya finds the front end of a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=897\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I hope the Mets die&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/897"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/897\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}