{"id":880,"date":"2007-04-27T20:58:12","date_gmt":"2007-04-28T00:58:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=880"},"modified":"2007-04-27T20:58:12","modified_gmt":"2007-04-28T00:58:12","slug":"quote-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=880","title":{"rendered":"Quote this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night&#8217;s <em>The Office<\/em> wasn&#8217;t too bad, though one line\/scene continues to crack me up, beginning with &#8220;The sex appeared to be consensual. Both animals were smiling.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s not why I&#8217;m here. Weeks, maybe months after seeing the episode on the Cartoon Network, I <em>still<\/em> laugh at this one from <em>Futurama<\/em>: <\/p>\n<p>   <em> [Bender, Fry, and Zapp have broken the hover-dolly.]<\/em><br \/>\n    <strong>Leela<\/strong>: What the hell happened here?<br \/>\n    <strong>Bender<\/strong>: There was some breaking, the dolly was involved, that&#8217;s all we know. <\/p>\n<p>Despite it being animated, the delivery on the second line is outstanding, and I really can&#8217;t wait for the day I can work it (or a solid paraphrase) into normal conversation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night&#8217;s The Office wasn&#8217;t too bad, though one line\/scene continues to crack me up, beginning with &#8220;The sex appeared to be consensual. Both animals were smiling.&#8221; But that&#8217;s not why I&#8217;m here. Weeks, maybe months after seeing the episode on the Cartoon Network, I still laugh at this one from Futurama: [Bender, Fry, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=880\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Quote this<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=880"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}