{"id":857,"date":"2007-03-09T01:19:21","date_gmt":"2007-03-09T05:19:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=857"},"modified":"2007-03-09T01:19:21","modified_gmt":"2007-03-09T05:19:21","slug":"five-fing-blades","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=857","title":{"rendered":"FIVE F&#8217;ING BLADES!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sugarmrpoon.com\/\">Mr. Poon<\/a> really left the building? <\/p>\n<p>I know posting had been down a bit late, but the last one (still quality, six and a half weeks later) was near vintage-quality. <\/p>\n<p>SMP?, we <strike>hardly knew ye<\/strike> didn&#8217;t know you at all. Really. Aside from giggling at fourth grade humor. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Has Mr. Poon really left the building? I know posting had been down a bit late, but the last one (still quality, six and a half weeks later) was near vintage-quality. SMP?, we hardly knew ye didn&#8217;t know you at all. Really. Aside from giggling at fourth grade humor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/857"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}